thegirlthatcriesacademia:

Tito Merello Vilar // Richard Kadrey, Aloha From Hell

speedlimit15:

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

transgenderer:

sometimes, when someone does a silly joke, and i respond to it sincerely, it is because i did not get the joke, and sometimes its because i am actually doing a joke myself. i like to call this “the autist’s double bluff”

sweatermuppet:

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

funnytwittertweets:

rnavka:

Yeah I’m chilling out I’m vibing but in a scared way

manywinged:

“you look tired” well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

robottko:

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

manywinged:

manywinged:

every time i clock out at work i understand how the final girl in a horror movie feels